Posted by voltaic on Wednesday November 11, 2009 @ 07:01am
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I wouldn't mind trying some of the stuff you started. Did you do a quick wine, or is it going to be awhile? Otherwise

Yeah I'm thinking more like Christmas time. I'll bring you guys a bottle though.

I still have your damn birthday present sitting here by the way. You always forget to take it with you and I always forget to bring it with me. Has more dust on it than anything else on my wine rack.

Put a post-it note or something on that mofo.

By the way, baby girl was sitting with me while I was fucking around on Facebook, saw a picture of you and said, "unk mawk"

Love it.

Posted by Caliber on Wednesday November 11, 2009 @ 10:39pm
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I wouldn't mind trying some of the stuff you started. Did you do a quick wine, or is it going to be awhile? Otherwise

Yeah I'm thinking more like Christmas time. I'll bring you guys a bottle though.

cool beans... expect a significant lack of excitement from the pretty lady, but I'll enjoy it. Have to make it an occasion of somekind

I still have your damn birthday present sitting here by the way. You always forget to take it with you and I always forget to bring it with me. Has more dust on it than anything else on my wine rack.

Put a post-it note or something on that mofo.

While not as useful as a lead pipe, I can still fuck you up pretty good with a few swats, that should make it more likely to end up consumed :)

By the way, baby girl was sitting with me while I was fucking around on Facebook, saw a picture of you and said, "unk mawk"

Love it.

You are one of 4 people she actually recognizes by name in absentia. When we hit Sac last time, she didn't need her normal warmup time either.

Posted by voltaic on Thursday November 12, 2009 @ 06:57am
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Yeah I'm thinking more like Christmas time. I'll bring you guys a bottle though.

cool beans... expect a significant lack of excitement from the pretty lady, but I'll enjoy it. Have to make it an occasion of somekind

She's not into wine any more?

Put a post-it note or something on that mofo.

While not as useful as a lead pipe, I can still fuck you up pretty good with a few swats, that should make it more likely to end up consumed :)

You have to get past my defenses, grasshopper.

Love it.

You are one of 4 people she actually recognizes by name in absentia. When we hit Sac last time, she didn't need her normal warmup time either.

Puts a smile on my face, man.

Posted by Caliber on Thursday November 12, 2009 @ 10:21pm
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Yeah I'm thinking more like Christmas time. I'll bring you guys a bottle though.

cool beans... expect a significant lack of excitement from the pretty lady, but I'll enjoy it. Have to make it an occasion of somekind

She's not into wine any more?

Never really was. Kind of a little due to the fact that many of her friends enjoy good wine, but she's happy with a boone's farm and a samich. There is something to be said for having an unpretentious wife.

Put a post-it note or something on that mofo.

While not as useful as a lead pipe, I can still fuck you up pretty good with a few swats, that should make it more likely to end up consumed :)

You have to get past my defenses, grasshopper.

Hey look.! a kangaroo!

Love it.

You are one of 4 people she actually recognizes by name in absentia. When we hit Sac last time, she didn't need her normal warmup time either.

Puts a smile on my face, man.

It better put your hand in your pocket for the xmas cheer beeotch ;)

Posted by voltaic on Friday November 13, 2009 @ 08:46am
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She's not into wine any more?

Never really was. Kind of a little due to the fact that many of her friends enjoy good wine, but she's happy with a boone's farm and a samich. There is something to be said for having an unpretentious wife.

Huh, OK. I definitely never picked her as a raised-pinky-snob, but I didn't know she was meh on the whole thing.

By the way: fuck Boone's Farm, it's Cisco all the way! ;)

You have to get past my defenses, grasshopper.

Hey look.! a kangaroo!

Whoa, hey what now? Where?

Puts a smile on my face, man.

It better put your hand in your pocket for the xmas cheer beeotch ;)

Whatever I get her will be pink as a motherfucker, so I can be 78% sure you won't steal it. heheh. Actually I've been trying to find something since you two first squirted her out and I'm still hunting.

Posted by Caliber on Friday November 13, 2009 @ 12:34pm
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Huh, OK. I definitely never picked her as a raised-pinky-snob, but I didn't know she was meh on the whole thing.

She just prefers NOT to taste the alcohol. She does like a margarita now and then, but she drinks like a 10th as much as I do, and I drink extremely seldom. So yeah, she's pretty meh on the whole thing. The cool part is that she doesn't seem to mind one bit if I have a little something once in awhile. There is never that "tension" like "oh, you're gonna drink so I can't have anything cause now I have to drive" bullshit.

By the way: fuck Boone's Farm, it's Cisco all the way! ;)

Oddly enough, I have no particular preference either way for those two, though I do prefer them both over mad dog 20/20. I remember a day in times past when some friends and I tried to kill ourselves by using a giant plastic planter with a hole to "bong" strawberry hill... I have pictures

You have to get past my defenses, grasshopper.

Hey look.! a kangaroo!

Whoa, hey what now? Where?

All too easy (in my best James Earl Jones voice)

Puts a smile on my face, man.

It better put your hand in your pocket for the xmas cheer beeotch ;)

Whatever I get her will be pink as a motherfucker, so I can be 78% sure you won't steal it. heheh. Actually I've been trying to find something since you two first squirted her out and I'm still hunting.

That's a pretty broad span of time there, Chester. The distance between my squirt and my wife's squirt was approximately 8 months and 2 weeks (give or take a few dozen hours or so).

I will help you out a bit though. She is currently interested in several stacks of hundred dollar bills or perhaps a pre-piad full ride to MIT or Stanford (I suppose if you are a dirty bum and don't feel like springing for one of those, UCSD will do). Unfortunately you may have an issue finding them in pink. Apparently, money is only that gay in Europe...

Posted by unicron on Friday November 13, 2009 @ 08:50am
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By the way: fuck Boone's Farm, it's Cisco all the way! ;)

Read Bumwine.com sometime, funny shit.

Posted by voltaic on Sunday November 15, 2009 @ 12:19pm
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Oh yeah, great site.

Posted by Stealth on Wednesday November 11, 2009 @ 03:07am
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By the way, baby girl was sitting with me while I was fucking around on Facebook, saw a picture of you and said, "unk mawk"

Aweee.. isn't that sweet.

Kids are so clueless..

Posted by voltaic on Wednesday November 11, 2009 @ 07:01am
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By the way, baby girl was sitting with me while I was fucking around on Facebook, saw a picture of you and said, "unk mawk"

Aweee.. isn't that sweet.

Kids are so clueless..

WTF

Posted by Stealth on Thursday November 12, 2009 @ 01:55pm
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By the way, baby girl was sitting with me while I was fucking around on Facebook, saw a picture of you and said, "unk mawk"

Aweee.. isn't that sweet.

Kids are so clueless..

WTF

Humm.. that's funny. So yeah, I'm reading this and wondering why I put that and then I looked at the date and realized that I had been talking to someone at the same time I was replying. I was probably talking about people at work being clueless while trying to type 'cute' and well, I'm sure you all have done that before.

But for reals, kids are pretty clueless in a funny, cute, 'ignorance-is-bliss' kind of way.

Posted by Caliber on Thursday November 12, 2009 @ 10:22pm
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By the way, baby girl was sitting with me while I was fucking around on Facebook, saw a picture of you and said, "unk mawk"

Aweee.. isn't that sweet.

Kids are so clueless..

WTF

Humm.. that's funny. So yeah, I'm reading this and wondering why I put that and then I looked at the date and realized that I had been talking to someone at the same time I was replying. I was probably talking about people at work being clueless while trying to type 'cute' and well, I'm sure you all have done that before.

But for reals, kids are pretty clueless in a funny, cute, 'ignorance-is-bliss' kind of way.

**backpedalbackpedal**

Posted by Stealth on Saturday November 14, 2009 @ 04:13pm
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**backpedalbackpedal**

Call it what you want.. it's a true story.

Posted by Caliber on Sunday November 15, 2009 @ 02:37pm
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**backpedalbackpedal**

Call it what you want.. it's a true story.

every story needs a title brother