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- Re: Coffee and deeznuts by voltaic on Monday June 19, 2006 @ 09:00pm

Re: Coffee and deeznuts
Posted by unicron on Tuesday June 20, 2006 @ 08:05am
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Yeah sorry dude, I tapped the butt. She may still feel it sometimes when she's dumping a wide load...

I was listening to X 107.5 in Vegas on June 6(6/6/06) and they wanted people to call in and tell the one thing they did that guaranteed their trip to hell upon death. The guy that won had the most horrible story ever. He was seeing these two girls, they both knew about it, but they didn't talk about it. One came over, and because she was with her Aunt Flo, he dropped one in the back door. He pulls out and it's filthy, just really bad, gag-inspiring. He dry cleans it with the thought of taking a shower when she leaves. She takes off, and he's getting something to drink before jumping in the shower. The second girls comes over really depressed from a shitty day at work or something. They start making out...and she blows him. She never tastes anything weird, but he's mortified. Can't keep it up it's creeping him out so bad. She thinks that she isn't doing a good job so she's just going to town on this guy before he says he's really not in the mood just to get her to stop. She ends up leaving even more depressed thinking she's bad in the sack.

Man I almost wrecked the car laughing that hard, I was dying.

-unicron

That what I want is that which has always been in front of me...


<< Re: Coffee and deeznuts
Posted by Stealth on Tuesday June 20, 2006 @ 08:52am
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Yeah sorry dude, I tapped the butt. She may still feel it sometimes when she's dumping a wide load...

I was listening to X 107.5 in Vegas on June 6(6/6/06) and they wanted people to call in and tell the one thing they did that guaranteed their trip to hell upon death. The guy that won had the most horrible story ever. He was seeing these two girls, they both knew about it, but they didn't talk about it. One came over, and because she was with her Aunt Flo, he dropped one in the back door. He pulls out and it's filthy, just really bad, gag-inspiring. He dry cleans it with the thought of taking a shower when she leaves. She takes off, and he's getting something to drink before jumping in the shower. The second girls comes over really depressed from a shitty day at work or something. They start making out...and she blows him. She never tastes anything weird, but he's mortified. Can't keep it up it's creeping him out so bad. She thinks that she isn't doing a good job so she's just going to town on this guy before he says he's really not in the mood just to get her to stop. She ends up leaving even more depressed thinking she's bad in the sack.

Man I almost wrecked the car laughing that hard, I was dying.

and that's why they made +1

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- Re: Coffee and deeznuts by voltaic on Monday June 19, 2006 @ 09:00pm