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Posted by MadArab on Thursday April 3, 2008 @ 01:45pm
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around my bicep area.

You have a bicep????

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

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Posted by unicron on Thursday April 3, 2008 @ 09:48pm
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around my bicep area.

You have a bicep????

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Yes, I use it whenever I bend my elbow.

-unicron


He will do one of two things
He will admit to everything
Or he'll say he's just not the same
And you'll begin to wonder why you came


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Posted by Stealth on Thursday April 3, 2008 @ 03:35pm
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around my bicep area.

You have a bicep????

it's an implant. New body mod.

- stealth -
"Steve Jobs can't even fucking give away money without making money" -- Slashdot post


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Posted by Caliber on Thursday April 3, 2008 @ 02:15pm
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around my bicep area.

You have a bicep????

fucker, you beat me to it... well crap, here's your +1

Good, Bad... I'm the one with the gun


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Posted by MadArab on Thursday April 3, 2008 @ 03:53pm
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fucker, you beat me to it... well crap, here's your +1

Thank you sir, and a -1 for slowness on your part! :-p heheh

And when is Krux going to use this point system for something?

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.


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Posted by Krux on Friday April 4, 2008 @ 04:49pm
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fucker, you beat me to it... well crap, here's your +1

Thank you sir, and a -1 for slowness on your part! :-p heheh

And when is Krux going to use this point system for something?

Yea, I need to write the reporting for that, so we can see the highest and lowest rated posts.

"I hope she and her baby die in a fucking fire." -v


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Posted by Caliber on Thursday April 3, 2008 @ 05:32pm
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fucker, you beat me to it... well crap, here's your +1

Thank you sir, and a -1 for slowness on your part! :-p heheh

And when is Krux going to use this point system for something?

hey fuck you and your guess is as good as mine

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

--Edmund Burke


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Posted by Krux on Friday April 4, 2008 @ 04:51pm
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fucker, you beat me to it... well crap, here's your +1

Thank you sir, and a -1 for slowness on your part! :-p heheh

And when is Krux going to use this point system for something?

hey fuck you and your guess is as good as mine

-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

Look! Ol' Puddin head wants to say something.


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Posted by Caliber on Friday April 4, 2008 @ 08:08pm
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fucker, you beat me to it... well crap, here's your +1

Thank you sir, and a -1 for slowness on your part! :-p heheh

And when is Krux going to use this point system for something?

hey fuck you and your guess is as good as mine

-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

All the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.

--Voltaire


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Posted by Stealth on Saturday April 5, 2008 @ 03:02am
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fucker, you beat me to it... well crap, here's your +1

Thank you sir, and a -1 for slowness on your part! :-p heheh

And when is Krux going to use this point system for something?

hey fuck you and your guess is as good as mine

-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

- stealth -
"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?" - Dr Bob Kelso, thats who


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Posted by MadArab on Saturday April 5, 2008 @ 07:01pm
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.


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Posted by MadArab on Wednesday July 15, 2009 @ 06:03am
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday July 15, 2009 @ 01:27pm
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me. -- Steven Wright


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Posted by MadArab on Wednesday July 15, 2009 @ 01:39pm
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

+1 for such a fancypants system!

Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash... Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?


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Posted by Stealth on Wednesday July 15, 2009 @ 02:00pm
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

+1 for such a fancypants system!

ahhh.. look.. it's double ++ lovefest.

"[Sigh] - I hate you Kenny" -- Cartman


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Posted by Krux on Saturday July 25, 2009 @ 10:25pm
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

+1 for such a fancypants system!

ahhh.. look.. it's double ++ lovefest.

Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

"I want to make a Hamster cannon, like a potato gun -- and have Hamster cannon fights. Everyone gets a cannon, and a bandoleer of hamsters and just make a day of it. That'd be amusing." --my brother


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Posted by Caliber on Monday July 27, 2009 @ 11:55pm
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there are like 6 regular posters, give or take

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes you just can't avoid destroying several at once...


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Posted by Krux on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @ 12:43am
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there are like 6 regular posters, give or take

Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

+---------------+----------------+
| count(UserID) | Name |
+---------------+----------------+
| 818 | Krux |
| 297 | Caliber |
| 182 | Stealth |
| 154 | formatc |
| 83 | MadArab |
| 80 | grayantimatter |
| 60 | voltaic |
| 40 | tele |
| 31 | unicron |
| 11 | vlarg |
| 11 | Porkchop |
| 7 | Dun Malg |
| 4 | nene |
| 3 | Gonad |
| 1 | mig |
| 1 | fubar |
+---------------+----------------+


"The best we can hope for concerning the people at large is that they be properly armed."
-- Alexander Hamilton


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Posted by nene on Sunday August 2, 2009 @ 07:45pm
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there are like 6 regular posters, give or take

Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

+1 for poopie heads

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Posted by Stealth on Monday August 3, 2009 @ 07:26am
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there are like 6 regular posters, give or take

Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

+1 for poopie heads

says the girl with a score of 4... queen of the poopie heads.

"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?" - Dr Bob Kelso, that's who


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Posted by nene on Monday August 3, 2009 @ 08:00am
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there are like 6 regular posters, give or take

Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

+1 for poopie heads

says the girl with a score of 4... queen of the poopie heads.

Should be 6 now, poopie head.

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Posted by Stealth on Thursday August 6, 2009 @ 09:08pm
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there are like 6 regular posters, give or take

Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

+1 for poopie heads

says the girl with a score of 4... queen of the poopie heads.

Should be 6 now, poopie head.

That's nene, always on the fast track to success!

"Governments and corporations need people like you and me. We are samurai. The keyboard cowboys. And all those other people out there who have no idea what's going on are the cattle. Mooo!" --Mr. The Plague,


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Posted by nene on Saturday August 8, 2009 @ 09:18am
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there are like 6 regular posters, give or take

Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

+1 for poopie heads

says the girl with a score of 4... queen of the poopie heads.

Should be 6 now, poopie head.

That's nene, always on the fast track to success!

It's hard climbing your way to the top.

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Posted by Gonad on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @ 09:25am
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| 31 | unicron |
| 3 | Gonad |
+---------------+----------------+



So I heard Unicron was actually beating me at something. How do I go about rectifying this travesty?


Clogging up your internet tubes, 1 post at a time.


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @ 02:40am
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| 31 | unicron |
| 3 | Gonad |

So I heard Unicron was actually beating me at something. How do I go about rectifying this travesty?

You have rate messages you find exceptionally good/funny/bad/etc... using the little + and - buttons, and actually post some more so we just don't call you out for being a stats whore and gaming the system.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." -- Stephen Henry Roberts


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Posted by MadArab on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @ 05:04am
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You have rate messages you find exceptionally good/funny/bad/etc... using the little + and - buttons, and actually post some more so we just don't call you out for being a stats whore and gaming the system.

hahah! You're kidding right? This whole board is full of stat whores, active and otherwise!

Remember the cow!

Never forget!

sp0rk!!

Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash... Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @ 06:33pm
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You have rate messages you find exceptionally good/funny/bad/etc... using the little + and - buttons, and actually post some more so we just don't call you out for being a stats whore and gaming the system.

hahah! You're kidding right? This whole board is full of stat whores, active and otherwise!

Shhhh!!

Remember the cow!

sp0rk!

"There's a long-standing bug relating to the x86 architecture that allows you to install Windows." -- Matthew D. Fuller


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Posted by Caliber on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @ 03:53pm
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You have rate messages you find exceptionally good/funny/bad/etc... using the little + and - buttons, and actually post some more so we just don't call you out for being a stats whore and gaming the system.

hahah! You're kidding right? This whole board is full of stat whores, active and otherwise!

Remember the cow!

Never forget!

sp0rk!!

roll 4d6 and drop the lowest

All the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.

--Voltaire


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Posted by Stealth on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @ 12:26pm
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| 31 | unicron |
| 3 | Gonad |
+---------------+----------------+



So I heard Unicron was actually beating me at something. How do I go about rectifying this travesty?


Hahahaha.. well you could be like GreyAntimatter and just read and vote.. not really post, but that would be no fun.

"> In practice this is an engineering problem
You misspelled "fundamental limit of thermodynamics" -- Slashdot post


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Posted by unicron on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @ 12:18pm
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| 31 | unicron |
| 3 | Gonad |
+---------------+----------------+



So I heard Unicron was actually beating me at something. How do I go about rectifying this travesty?

First catch my post count, that's your goal.

-unicron

You bunch of nerve wracking sons of bitches. This is like playing cards with my brothers kids!


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Posted by voltaic on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @ 08:17am
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Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

I use it when a message rates a rating.

"when are we getting married jeff? Lets have a double wedding!" - ruebella
"I'm busy that day." - krux


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @ 02:46am
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Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

I use it when a message rates a rating.

Quit being such a pinch-penny with your praise/scorn. You're acting like you only get so many mouse clicks, and you don't want to wear out the buttons.

"Oh look a link... I'll just tab over to the address bar and type that in. I only have 30 'clicks' I've allowed myself today, and don't want to waste them."

"Online petitions totally effect social change." -- voltaic


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Posted by Stealth on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @ 10:41am
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Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

I use it when a message rates a rating.

Quit being such a pinch-penny with your praise/scorn. You're acting like you only get so many mouse clicks, and you don't want to wear out the buttons.

"Oh look a link... I'll just tab over to the address bar and type that in. I only have 30 'clicks' I've allowed myself today, and don't want to waste them."

Hey.. he likes his big blue trackball, those are hard to replace. let him be.

"Stuff sold by the gram is always going to be more exciting than stuff sold by the pound" - J. Clarkson


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Posted by MadArab on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @ 05:06am
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Well that an volt and unicron are a poopie heads who rarely use the message ranking function.

I use it when a message rates a rating.

Quit being such a pinch-penny with your praise/scorn. You're acting like you only get so many mouse clicks, and you don't want to wear out the buttons.

"Oh look a link... I'll just tab over to the address bar and type that in. I only have 30 'clicks' I've allowed myself today, and don't want to waste them."

hahahah...

Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY.


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Posted by unicron on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @ 04:36pm
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What he said.


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @ 02:41am
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What he said.

heh.. funny. +1


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Posted by Krux on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @ 12:50am
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Just out of curiosity I took the number of messages scored and divided it by the number of messages posted to get a percentage:

+---------+----------------+----------+
| scored | Name | messages |
+---------+----------------+----------+
| 12.6437 | vlarg | 87 |
| 9.0909 | fubar | 11 |
| 6.9767 | Gonad | 43 |
| 6.6180 | formatc | 2327 |
| 5.6951 | Caliber | 5215 |
| 4.7495 | Krux | 17223 |
| 3.2494 | grayantimatter | 2462 |
| 1.3514 | nene | 296 |
| 1.1151 | Stealth | 16321 |
| 0.9788 | MadArab | 8480 |
| 0.7136 | Dun Malg | 981 |
| 0.6737 | tele | 5937 |
| 0.6655 | Porkchop | 1653 |
| 0.4569 | unicron | 6785 |
| 0.3645 | voltaic | 16463 |
| 0.2506 | mig | 399 |
+---------+----------------+----------+


So yea, volt and unicron better get busy ranking messages.

"We've come for your daughter Chuck."


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Posted by MadArab on Monday July 27, 2009 @ 07:24am
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

Yeah dude... that would have to do with how many people read/post here. heheh -1! shesh!

Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica?


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Posted by Krux on Monday July 27, 2009 @ 08:21am
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

Yeah dude... that would have to do with how many people read/post here. heheh -1! shesh!

Bastard!

Look! Ol' Puddin head wants to say something.


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Posted by Stealth on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @ 12:28pm
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

Yeah dude... that would have to do with how many people read/post here. heheh -1! shesh!

Bastard!

You made the post, you get the score. It seems I'm going to win the biggest negative score..At least I win something.

"[Sigh] - I hate you Kenny" -- Cartman


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Posted by voltaic on Tuesday July 28, 2009 @ 04:31pm
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Lowest score wins in golf. :-)


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Posted by Caliber on Wednesday July 29, 2009 @ 03:54pm
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Lowest score wins in golf. :-)

yeah, but golf sucks


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Posted by Stealth on Thursday July 30, 2009 @ 06:58pm
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Lowest score wins in golf. :-)

yeah, but golf sucks

Learn to swing the club.. you might find it enjoyable.

"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?" - Dr Bob Kelso, that's who


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Posted by Caliber on Thursday July 30, 2009 @ 07:12pm
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Lowest score wins in golf. :-)

yeah, but golf sucks

Learn to swing the club.. you might find it enjoyable.

There is absolutely nothing in the world that draws me to even think about finding time to either, learn, watch, or even understand golf. Bunch of pretentious bullshit brought to the limelight by a brother that probably fails at basketball, so figured rather than suck at his sport, he would be better at this versus an asston of fat old men.

Fuck golf

$1500 keyboards are dumb.

--voltaic


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Posted by Krux on Monday August 3, 2009 @ 12:24pm
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There is absolutely nothing in the world that draws me to even think about finding time to either, learn, watch, or even understand golf. Bunch of pretentious bullshit brought to the limelight by a brother that probably fails at basketball, so figured rather than suck at his sport, he would be better at this versus an asston of fat old men.

Fuck golf

I don't play golf unless there is a windmill involved.

"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." -- Thomas Jefferson


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Posted by Caliber on Monday August 3, 2009 @ 04:00pm
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There is absolutely nothing in the world that draws me to even think about finding time to either, learn, watch, or even understand golf. Bunch of pretentious bullshit brought to the limelight by a brother that probably fails at basketball, so figured rather than suck at his sport, he would be better at this versus an asston of fat old men.

Fuck golf

I don't play golf unless there is a windmill involved.



Save your breath, you'll need it to inflate your date


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Posted by unicron on Thursday July 30, 2009 @ 07:59pm
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Fuck golf

I hate golf as a complete game, easily. But I will say getting a few drivers, a few buckets of balls (not the kind you like in your mouth, obviously. Sorry, had to do it before a balls joke was made, preemptive strike and all), and just trying to see how far you can hit one at a driving range is pretty fun. Shadowbeast and I used to do it in Vegas and I would say the fun comes from looking at it the first time and going "oh, how hard could this be?" and then spending 4 hours trying to hit one that doesn't go backwards or sideways. When you really wail on one, and you see it disappear into the sky, it feels pretty good. You'll know the good hits because watching the ball, it doesn't feel like you are pushing it, it feels like something on the far side is pulling it. I hate golf, I REALLY hate short game, but give a driving range a chance sometime. If you like batting cages, you'll probably like it.

Besides, it's better than some sports...



-unicron

I love the way your innocence tastes


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Posted by Stealth on Friday July 31, 2009 @ 01:26pm
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Fuck golf

I hate golf as a complete game, easily. But I will say getting a few drivers, a few buckets of balls (not the kind you like in your mouth, obviously. Sorry, had to do it before a balls joke was made, preemptive strike and all), and just trying to see how far you can hit one at a driving range is pretty fun. Shadowbeast and I used to do it in Vegas and I would say the fun comes from looking at it the first time and going "oh, how hard could this be?" and then spending 4 hours trying to hit one that doesn't go backwards or sideways. When you really wail on one, and you see it disappear into the sky, it feels pretty good. You'll know the good hits because watching the ball, it doesn't feel like you are pushing it, it feels like something on the far side is pulling it. I hate golf, I REALLY hate short game, but give a driving range a chance sometime. If you like batting cages, you'll probably like it.

Besides, it's better than some sports...

That's a start.. then toss in some water, moving wind, some beers on the course and the game gets even more interesting, but hey. It's a nice way to get out and spend a few hours in the sun.


PS - That picture was hella funny.

"Steve Jobs can't even fucking give away money without making money" -- Slashdot post


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Posted by Caliber on Saturday August 1, 2009 @ 10:19pm
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Fuck golf

I hate golf as a complete game, easily. But I will say getting a few drivers, a few buckets of balls (not the kind you like in your mouth, obviously. Sorry, had to do it before a balls joke was made, preemptive strike and all), and just trying to see how far you can hit one at a driving range is pretty fun. Shadowbeast and I used to do it in Vegas and I would say the fun comes from looking at it the first time and going "oh, how hard could this be?" and then spending 4 hours trying to hit one that doesn't go backwards or sideways. When you really wail on one, and you see it disappear into the sky, it feels pretty good. You'll know the good hits because watching the ball, it doesn't feel like you are pushing it, it feels like something on the far side is pulling it. I hate golf, I REALLY hate short game, but give a driving range a chance sometime. If you like batting cages, you'll probably like it.

Besides, it's better than some sports...

That's a start.. then toss in some water, moving wind, some beers on the course and the game gets even more interesting, but hey. It's a nice way to get out and spend a few hours in the sun.

Its fucking crazy how often I hear the excuse for playing golf is that its an excuse to do a bunch of other shit. Need sun, go outside, need beer, go get a beer. What the hell doesd whacking your balls have to do with it...?

Caliber and I would shoot the shit about our kids, patriotism, military stuff, and the merits of plentiful parking in "rogue states."

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Posted by Stealth on Sunday August 2, 2009 @ 07:28am
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That's a start.. then toss in some water, moving wind, some beers on the course and the game gets even more interesting, but hey. It's a nice way to get out and spend a few hours in the sun.

Its fucking crazy how often I hear the excuse for playing golf is that its an excuse to do a bunch of other shit. Need sun, go outside, need beer, go get a beer. What the hell doesd whacking your balls have to do with it...?

Not an excuse.. a benefit. You could go bowling and not get any sun or any walking... now you can get sun, walk, drink and chase a little fucking white ball.. hit it with all the anger in your dark soul and they just walk away.. what's wrong with that?

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity - Bullet Tooth Tony


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Posted by Caliber on Sunday August 2, 2009 @ 11:19pm
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That's a start.. then toss in some water, moving wind, some beers on the course and the game gets even more interesting, but hey. It's a nice way to get out and spend a few hours in the sun.

Its fucking crazy how often I hear the excuse for playing golf is that its an excuse to do a bunch of other shit. Need sun, go outside, need beer, go get a beer. What the hell doesd whacking your balls have to do with it...?

Not an excuse.. a benefit. You could go bowling and not get any sun or any walking... now you can get sun, walk, drink and chase a little fucking white ball.. hit it with all the anger in your dark soul and they just walk away.. what's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that? People call it a sport, that's what's wrong with that...

Caliber and I would shoot the shit about our kids, patriotism, military stuff, and the merits of plentiful parking in "rogue states."

--formatc


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Posted by Stealth on Monday August 3, 2009 @ 07:24am
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That's a start.. then toss in some water, moving wind, some beers on the course and the game gets even more interesting, but hey. It's a nice way to get out and spend a few hours in the sun.

Its fucking crazy how often I hear the excuse for playing golf is that its an excuse to do a bunch of other shit. Need sun, go outside, need beer, go get a beer. What the hell doesd whacking your balls have to do with it...?

Not an excuse.. a benefit. You could go bowling and not get any sun or any walking... now you can get sun, walk, drink and chase a little fucking white ball.. hit it with all the anger in your dark soul and they just walk away.. what's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that? People call it a sport, that's what's wrong with that...

they call bowling a sport.. they call curling a sport.. hell, billiards is called a sport.

"What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?" - Dr Bob Kelso, that's who


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Posted by Caliber on Monday August 3, 2009 @ 04:02pm
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That's a start.. then toss in some water, moving wind, some beers on the course and the game gets even more interesting, but hey. It's a nice way to get out and spend a few hours in the sun.

Its fucking crazy how often I hear the excuse for playing golf is that its an excuse to do a bunch of other shit. Need sun, go outside, need beer, go get a beer. What the hell doesd whacking your balls have to do with it...?

Not an excuse.. a benefit. You could go bowling and not get any sun or any walking... now you can get sun, walk, drink and chase a little fucking white ball.. hit it with all the anger in your dark soul and they just walk away.. what's wrong with that?

What's wrong with that? People call it a sport, that's what's wrong with that...

they call bowling a sport.. they call curling a sport.. hell, billiards is called a sport.

Fuck them too

technically no one was really stupid enough to call billiards a sport until ESPN2 fucked up the world. Prior to that, it was a game, just like fucking monopoly and hopscotch

Good, Bad... I'm the one with the gun


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Posted by voltaic on Sunday August 2, 2009 @ 10:46am
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chase a little fucking white ball.. hit it with all the anger in your dark soul and they just walk away..

Golf just became my #1 sport.

"when are we getting married jeff? Lets have a double wedding!" - ruebella
"I'm busy that day." - krux


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Posted by Stealth on Monday August 3, 2009 @ 07:25am
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chase a little fucking white ball.. hit it with all the anger in your dark soul and they just walk away..

Golf just became my #1 sport.

If it wasn't for the sun, I'm sure there would be more goths around. hehe

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity - Bullet Tooth Tony


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Dude,., i just can't stop laughing... what a funny reply.


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Posted by Stealth on Sunday July 26, 2009 @ 11:36am
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Interesting to note, we don't seem to really get much past +/- 4 or 5 on the post rating system.

With only 6 or 7 regular users, and only probably 4 or 5 read all the posts, know voting exists or try to be funny. I'm not surprised in the least.

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity - Bullet Tooth Tony


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Posted by MadArab on Wednesday July 15, 2009 @ 02:30pm
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

+1 for such a fancypants system!

ahhh.. look.. it's double ++ lovefest.

-1 for gheyness! I'd give you another -1 just to spite you, but I can't!

Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica?


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Posted by Caliber on Thursday July 16, 2009 @ 01:29am
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

+1 for such a fancypants system!

ahhh.. look.. it's double ++ lovefest.

-1 for gheyness! I'd give you another -1 just to spite you, but I can't!

+0

+1 for witty banter, -1 for not letting this poor thread die, +1 for correct use of ghey, -1 for the use of the word "fancypants" in a sentence ;)

Soon, it will be a sin for parents to have a child which carries the heavy burden of genetic disease.

--Bob Edwards


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Posted by MadArab on Thursday July 16, 2009 @ 05:13am
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

+1 for such a fancypants system!

ahhh.. look.. it's double ++ lovefest.

-1 for gheyness! I'd give you another -1 just to spite you, but I can't!

+0

+1 for witty banter, -1 for not letting this poor thread die, +1 for correct use of ghey, -1 for the use of the word "fancypants" in a sentence ;)

-1 for giving me -1 in your calculation for a quoted sentence in a reply in which you were replying to. (incorrect reply and negativity toward fancypants, and poor calculation mojo!) :p

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.


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Posted by Caliber on Friday July 17, 2009 @ 12:03am
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I hate you


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Posted by MadArab on Friday July 17, 2009 @ 05:07am
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I hate you

Thank you... +1 for positive hate.


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Posted by Caliber on Friday July 17, 2009 @ 04:20pm
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I hate you

Thank you... +1 for positive hate.

+1 so I don't look like I hate everyone ;)

As one acts and conducts himself, so does he become. The doer of good becomes good. The doer of evil becomes evil. One becomes virtuous by virtuous action, bad by bad action.

--Veda Upanishads


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday July 15, 2009 @ 03:10pm
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

+1 for such a fancypants system!

ahhh.. look.. it's double ++ lovefest.

-1 for gheyness! I'd give you another -1 just to spite you, but I can't!

Got it taken care of. -1.

Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.


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Posted by Stealth on Wednesday July 15, 2009 @ 02:46pm
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

+1 for such a fancypants system!

ahhh.. look.. it's double ++ lovefest.

-1 for gheyness! I'd give you another -1 just to spite you, but I can't!

I'm sure someone will come along and help you out with that.. in fact.. I'll do you a favor and give myself a -1.. just because we're cool like that.

"Access Terminated.
End of line" - Master Control Program


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Posted by MadArab on Thursday July 16, 2009 @ 05:14am
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-1 for you for being a poor sport about getting your -1.

-1 for telling me I'm a poor sport about getting -1

this isn't going to end well.

-1 for spoiling the ending!

hahaha... there's a lot of pluses and minuses about this thread!

+1 for being observant.

+1 for such a fancypants system!

ahhh.. look.. it's double ++ lovefest.

-1 for gheyness! I'd give you another -1 just to spite you, but I can't!

I'm sure someone will come along and help you out with that.. in fact.. I'll do you a favor and give myself a -1.. just because we're cool like that.

You're a good man sir!

Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.


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