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Posted by Krux on Thursday November 28, 2013 @ 03:33pm
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Hope everyone is enjoying their Thanksgiving. I'm spending it by making a couple apple pies for desert.



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Posted by Krux on Thursday November 28, 2013 @ 11:21pm
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PIE!



Yea, but roses are such a 'traditional' gift.. now a dozen bricks... there is a gift that keeps giving.


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Posted by voltaic on Tuesday December 3, 2013 @ 02:46pm
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Nice! I am a total douche at pies, probably won't make many more. Much better with non-dough stuff. You're killing it though.

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Posted by Caliber on Tuesday December 3, 2013 @ 04:43pm
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Nice! I am a total douche at pies, probably won't make many more. Much better with non-dough stuff. You're killing it though.

Its ok man, I stopped being good at pies when Marie Calendars went out of business... heh

I could kill a strawberry pie right now

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Posted by MadArab on Thursday December 5, 2013 @ 05:40am
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I could kill a strawberry pie right now

My wife makes a mean Rhubarb, Strawberry & Apple crumble. It's awesome!

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Posted by Caliber on Sunday December 8, 2013 @ 01:08pm
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I could kill a strawberry pie right now

My wife makes a mean Rhubarb, Strawberry & Apple crumble. It's awesome!

god fucking dammit that sounds good...

I did get to have a mean chocolate cheesecake tonight. We had some friends over and Sandra cooked up a huge classic american dinner, meatloaf with katchup, garlic mashed potatoes, fried onions, and new york cheesecake. We were some fat fucks by nights end

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Posted by MadArab on Monday December 9, 2013 @ 05:55am
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My wife makes a mean Rhubarb, Strawberry & Apple crumble. It's awesome!

god fucking dammit that sounds good...

It is! Such a shame Rhubarb is so seasonal, because it really makes the whole thing.

I did get to have a mean chocolate cheesecake tonight. We had some friends over and Sandra cooked up a huge classic american dinner, meatloaf with katchup, garlic mashed potatoes, fried onions, and new york cheesecake. We were some fat fucks by nights end

That sounds good! Way to Americanize them politely.

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Posted by voltaic on Wednesday December 4, 2013 @ 01:34pm
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I could kill a strawberry pie right now

There's got to be good pie up around you. The Brits are masters of the savory, surely someone took that into sweet as well. Or do you have to cross over to France for that?

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Posted by Caliber on Sunday December 8, 2013 @ 01:09pm
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I could kill a strawberry pie right now

There's got to be good pie up around you. The Brits are masters of the savory, surely someone took that into sweet as well. Or do you have to cross over to France for that?

The savory pies are definitely better than the sweet stuff. They don't do sweet very good at all and their non-meat pies are pretty fucking boring. But their meat pies and nice.

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Posted by MadArab on Thursday December 5, 2013 @ 05:39am
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I could kill a strawberry pie right now

There's got to be good pie up around you. The Brits are masters of the savory, surely someone took that into sweet as well. Or do you have to cross over to France for that?

No no... you're right. You should be able to score some killer pies in England for sure. And Crumbles! And some great fucking gateaux!

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Posted by Stealth on Saturday November 30, 2013 @ 12:44am
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PIE!



Damn man.. that looks pretty damn good.

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Posted by unicron on Wednesday December 4, 2013 @ 04:09pm
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PIE!



Damn man.. that looks pretty damn good.

No offense to Krux intended, but it looks like cooked crust. It could be full of dog shit and razor blades. I mean my god he's got biscuit gravy in frame.

Wait, no that actually works, he built a big ass pot pie. I'll take 12.

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Posted by Krux on Thursday December 5, 2013 @ 10:37pm
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No offense to Krux intended, but it looks like cooked crust. It could be full of dog shit and razor blades. I mean my god he's got biscuit gravy in frame.

Wait, no that actually works, he built a big ass pot pie. I'll take 12.

Apple Pie Filling

7 large green apples
3/4 cup brown sugar
2 1/4 tbsp flour
1/8 tsp salt
1 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/4 tsp allspice
2 tbsp brandy
1 tbsp lemon juice
2 tbsp butter

Crust

3 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 cups shortening
1 teaspoon salt
1 egg
1 tablespoon distilled white vinegar
5 1/2 tablespoons water

Whisk together the flour and salt. Blend in shortening until texture
resembles coarse crumbs.

Mix together egg, vinegar, and water. Pour into flour mixture, and mix
together.

Roll dough out between wax paper; no extra flour is needed to roll out
dough if wax paper is used. Use as directed in recipe

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Posted by rub on Wednesday December 4, 2013 @ 08:24pm
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Posted by unicron on Tuesday December 10, 2013 @ 10:02am
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Posted by Krux on Saturday November 30, 2013 @ 11:16pm
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Damn man.. that looks pretty damn good.

It is pretty damn good. Sarah's family raved and obsessed about the apple pie I made the entire year.

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Posted by MadArab on Friday November 29, 2013 @ 09:15pm
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yay Pie! Omnomnom!

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you that don't go on Facebook and get your Thanksgiving wishes there. :-p

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Posted by Caliber on Saturday November 30, 2013 @ 03:21pm
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yay Pie! Omnomnom!

Happy Thanksgiving to all of you that don't go on Facebook and get your Thanksgiving wishes there. :-p

yeah, but fuck those guys :)

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