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Posted by Krux on Monday June 14, 2010 @ 10:33pm
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Because when I came up with the idea, it was too funny not to do....



Zdravstvujte comrades!

Yes it's the time of year where we celebrate our nation's independence, by partaking of BBQs, Beer, and setting off controlled explosions, thanks to a nice little invention of our communist Chinese friends.

This is why this year, The theme for this year's 4th of July party is:

"The Red Party".

That's right, it's a theme party, so you know you better dress up for it, or risk being mocked accordingly. So show your love for mother Russia. Party like it's China 1949. How about digs appropriate for a happening little country like Cuba?

When: Sunday, July 4th, 8pm
Where: Krux's place, 1653 Caliente Ct., Las Vegas, NV 89119
How: Dress in red party appropriate garb. Be creative.
What: Bring your own beer, swim wear, and other 4th of July party essentials.
Who: You, and the standard guests who do not suck clause.

I'll see you there.
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Of course most of you are not in town, but on the off chance you are, show up.

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Posted by Caliber on Monday July 5, 2010 @ 07:45pm
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Sooo, how did it go?


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Posted by Krux on Tuesday July 6, 2010 @ 12:54am
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Sooo, how did it go?

Quite well. Party finished up around 5am. Didn't bother with any fire works, since it wasn't in the budget to spend money getting good(illegal) fireworks. Just a lot of drinking, and socializing. Rub even showed up.

http://krux.org/gallery/v/events/The+Red+Party+-+4+July+2010/

And for my costume, I just need to say "WOLVERINES!"

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Posted by voltaic on Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 03:08pm
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And for my costume, I just need to say "WOLVERINES!"

Gotta give you props man, yours was by far the best, though Castro could have taken it to #1 if he had had a giant cigar in his mouth. Heheh.

"Wow... that's... ZZZzzzzz" - madarab


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 06:09pm
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And for my costume, I just need to say "WOLVERINES!"

Gotta give you props man, yours was by far the best, though Castro could have taken it to #1 if he had had a giant cigar in his mouth. Heheh.

That's my roommate Fish. He had one, but the person delivering it had not yet arrived.

We also had a McCarthy.

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Posted by Stealth on Tuesday July 6, 2010 @ 02:46pm
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Good deal man.. looks like you got your entertainment rack finished up too.. and lots of booze. nice.


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Posted by rub on Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 12:38pm
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Good deal man.. looks like you got your entertainment rack finished up too.. and lots of booze. nice.

Krux was so fucked up he didn't even notice I was there until he was in the pool. He walked by probably 5 times and even took pictures... kinda. I see my gf in some of the pics

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Posted by Krux on Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 06:11pm
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Good deal man.. looks like you got your entertainment rack finished up too.. and lots of booze. nice.

Krux was so fucked up he didn't even notice I was there until he was in the pool. He walked by probably 5 times and even took pictures... kinda. I see my gf in some of the pics

It's just you didn't stand out among the other Communists. You were dressed as yourself, I take it.

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Posted by Stealth on Thursday July 8, 2010 @ 03:24pm
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Good deal man.. looks like you got your entertainment rack finished up too.. and lots of booze. nice.

Krux was so fucked up he didn't even notice I was there until he was in the pool. He walked by probably 5 times and even took pictures... kinda. I see my gf in some of the pics

It's just you didn't stand out among the other Communists. You were dressed as yourself, I take it.

I didn't know commies wear Red Kango hats and suits.. I now know what to look for when I'm back on the East side..

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Posted by rub on Thursday July 8, 2010 @ 11:22am
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It's just you didn't stand out among the other Communists. You were dressed as yourself, I take it.

made me lol

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Posted by rub on Tuesday July 6, 2010 @ 09:35am
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Quite well. Party finished up around 5am. Didn't bother with any fire works, since it wasn't in the budget to spend money getting good(illegal) fireworks. Just a lot of drinking, and socializing. Rub even showed up.


Told ya I'd be there =p

Wanted to rap with ya but you had like 50 people to be host to, so I figured I'd just try to convert as many of them to communism as I could while you were occupied.

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Posted by voltaic on Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 03:09pm
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Wanted to rap with ya but you had like 50 people to be host to, so I figured I'd just try to convert as many of them to communism as I could while you were occupied.

With all those capitalist alcohols? Good luck.

Also: disappointed that the bath house/pool was so authentically Russian, aka full of half naked fat guys instead of skimpy broads.

"Wow... that's... ZZZzzzzz" - madarab


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Posted by Stealth on Thursday July 8, 2010 @ 03:25pm
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Wanted to rap with ya but you had like 50 people to be host to, so I figured I'd just try to convert as many of them to communism as I could while you were occupied.

With all those capitalist alcohols? Good luck.

Also: disappointed that the bath house/pool was so authentically Russian, aka full of half naked fat guys instead of skimpy broads.

hahaha..

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Posted by Krux on Wednesday July 7, 2010 @ 06:16pm
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Wanted to rap with ya but you had like 50 people to be host to, so I figured I'd just try to convert as many of them to communism as I could while you were occupied.

With all those capitalist alcohols? Good luck.

Also: disappointed that the bath house/pool was so authentically Russian, aka full of half naked fat guys instead of skimpy broads.

Yea, our usual girls we rely on to fill that roll were out of town, or at other venues unfortunately. We'll see if this Friday's "Heroes and Villains" party will have a better turn out in that respect. Party was originally slotted for my friend Nathan's place. However he had to attend a funeral out of town, so we opted to move the location rather than cancel.

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Posted by voltaic on Wednesday June 16, 2010 @ 12:48pm
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Man. I wish I could be there just because of the fantastic theme idea. A party for the party!

"Wow... that's... ZZZzzzzz" - madarab


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday June 16, 2010 @ 09:20pm
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Man. I wish I could be there just because of the fantastic theme idea. A party for the party!

It's a short plane trip from SF man.

I still need to figure out how I'm going to dress for this.

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Posted by MadArab on Tuesday June 22, 2010 @ 09:26am
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I still need to figure out how I'm going to dress for this.

I'd dress as Joseph McCarthy


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Posted by voltaic on Friday June 25, 2010 @ 09:46am
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I still need to figure out how I'm going to dress for this.

I'd dress as Joseph McCarthy

OK now that's goddamn funny.

"Wow... that's... ZZZzzzzz" - madarab


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Posted by voltaic on Friday June 18, 2010 @ 07:30am
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Man. I wish I could be there just because of the fantastic theme idea. A party for the party!

It's a short plane trip from SF man.

It's not the distance, it's the date.

I still need to figure out how I'm going to dress for this.

Heavy overcoat, ushanka, heavy boots, bad attitude, vodka. This covers all the Asian communist varieties except the Philipino, but fuck them.

For a South American/Cuban communist, you need green military fatigues, a beret, and a cigar.

Heavy beards acceptable for both as well.

"Wow... that's... ZZZzzzzz" - madarab


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Posted by Caliber on Friday June 18, 2010 @ 09:09pm
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Man. I wish I could be there just because of the fantastic theme idea. A party for the party!

It's a short plane trip from SF man.

It's not the distance, it's the date.

I still need to figure out how I'm going to dress for this.

Heavy overcoat, ushanka, heavy boots, bad attitude, vodka. This covers all the Asian communist varieties except the Philipino, but fuck them.

For a South American/Cuban communist, you need green military fatigues, a beret, and a cigar.

Heavy beards acceptable for both as well.

I was thinking of showing up and killing everybody. I mean what could be more communist than that...

I personally love the concept of beating the shit out of something and getting candy in return... Pure Genius


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Posted by voltaic on Monday June 21, 2010 @ 07:34am
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I still need to figure out how I'm going to dress for this.

Heavy overcoat, ushanka, heavy boots, bad attitude, vodka. This covers all the Asian communist varieties except the Philipino, but fuck them.

For a South American/Cuban communist, you need green military fatigues, a beret, and a cigar.

Heavy beards acceptable for both as well.

I was thinking of showing up and killing everybody. I mean what could be more communist than that...

The method of death could be more or less communist. For instance, if you just walk in there and start spraying, you aren't a communist. However, if you confiscate all the food in the house to be redistributed as you see fit and everyone starves to death, then you are a communist!

"Wow... that's... ZZZzzzzz" - madarab


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Posted by Stealth on Monday June 21, 2010 @ 11:28am
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I still need to figure out how I'm going to dress for this.

Heavy overcoat, ushanka, heavy boots, bad attitude, vodka. This covers all the Asian communist varieties except the Philipino, but fuck them.

For a South American/Cuban communist, you need green military fatigues, a beret, and a cigar.

Heavy beards acceptable for both as well.

I was thinking of showing up and killing everybody. I mean what could be more communist than that...

The method of death could be more or less communist. For instance, if you just walk in there and start spraying, you aren't a communist. However, if you confiscate all the food in the house to be redistributed as you see fit and everyone starves to death, then you are a communist!

So sharing bullets to everyone evenly isn't communist?

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Posted by Caliber on Monday June 21, 2010 @ 11:58am
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Now wait a minute goddammit, if Stalin and Castro can line the streets with bodies, then I want in on the action. I'm killing me some motherfucking dissenters

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Posted by voltaic on Tuesday June 22, 2010 @ 07:28am
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Now wait a minute goddammit, if Stalin and Castro can line the streets with bodies, then I want in on the action. I'm killing me some motherfucking dissenters

They didn't really line the streets via mass shootings. Both were more of secret police types, though Stalin has the record as the greatest mass murderer of all time due to multiple mass starvations. However, while writing this I recalled that east Asian commies have been more OK with spray-and-pray (ironic since commies are godless heathens, I know). So you could be a Pol Pot (record murderer #2) or Ho Chi Minh or Chairman Mao commie if you want!

"Wow... that's... ZZZzzzzz" - madarab


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Posted by Caliber on Tuesday June 22, 2010 @ 09:56am
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Now wait a minute goddammit, if Stalin and Castro can line the streets with bodies, then I want in on the action. I'm killing me some motherfucking dissenters

They didn't really line the streets via mass shootings. Both were more of secret police types, though Stalin has the record as the greatest mass murderer of all time due to multiple mass starvations. However, while writing this I recalled that east Asian commies have been more OK with spray-and-pray (ironic since commies are godless heathens, I know). So you could be a Pol Pot (record murderer #2) or Ho Chi Minh or Chairman Mao commie if you want!

I'm down, so long as I get to kill some people

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Posted by Stealth on Monday June 21, 2010 @ 12:15pm
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Now wait a minute goddammit, if Stalin and Castro can line the streets with bodies, then I want in on the action. I'm killing me some motherfucking dissenters

exactly

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Posted by rub on Wednesday June 16, 2010 @ 09:11pm
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Man. I wish I could be there just because of the fantastic theme idea. A party for the party!

grab your sickle and scythe your way down here comrade

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Posted by voltaic on Friday June 18, 2010 @ 07:31am
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Man. I wish I could be there just because of the fantastic theme idea. A party for the party!

grab your sickle and scythe your way down here comrade

Da tovarisch!

"Wow... that's... ZZZzzzzz" - madarab


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Posted by rub on Tuesday June 15, 2010 @ 12:03am
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Oh, you know I won't miss this and I'll even bring a few legit communists!

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Posted by Caliber on Tuesday June 15, 2010 @ 08:11pm
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Oh, you know I won't miss this and I'll even bring a few legit communists!

I'm calling bullshit on this one. A legit communist would never be caught dead at a capitalist party of this magnitude heh

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Posted by Krux on Tuesday June 15, 2010 @ 01:29am
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Oh, you know I won't miss this and I'll even bring a few legit communists!

Cool. Make sure you drag Barry, etc... with you.


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Posted by MadArab on Tuesday June 15, 2010 @ 07:45am
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Oh, you know I won't miss this and I'll even bring a few legit communists!

Cool. Make sure you drag Barry, etc... with you.

That's what he said... a few legit communists.

Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash... Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?


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