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Posted by voltaic on Sunday April 13, 2014 @ 01:29pm
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Happy Birthday, madarab!




















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Posted by MadArab on Monday April 14, 2014 @ 05:43am
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Happy Birthday, madarab!

Thank you sir! I'm wondering how long till thcnet gets filtered at work now. lol

LIVERPOOL!!!



Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.


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Posted by Caliber on Sunday April 13, 2014 @ 02:08pm
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This picture contains everything I hate about England, to include the wannabe punk bitch/dude/thing...

"Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?"

-- Juvenal


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Posted by MadArab on Monday April 14, 2014 @ 05:42am
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This picture contains everything I hate about England, to include the wannabe punk bitch/dude/thing...

You hate green grass, rolling hills, trees and the awesome old school Mini Cooper? (Yeah, the girl, she's odd looking... ).

Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica?


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Posted by Caliber on Tuesday April 22, 2014 @ 04:49pm
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This picture contains everything I hate about England, to include the wannabe punk bitch/dude/thing...

You hate green grass, rolling hills, trees and the awesome old school Mini Cooper? (Yeah, the girl, she's odd looking... ).

green nasty ass crab grass infused with dandelions, rolling hills I have to walk up and down every day, trees, fuck trees, and yes... double triple fuck that stupid fucking car

To laugh often & much; to win the respect of intelligent people & the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics & endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

--not Ralph Waldo Emerson


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Posted by Stealth on Monday July 7, 2014 @ 02:13pm
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This picture contains everything I hate about England, to include the wannabe punk bitch/dude/thing...

You hate green grass, rolling hills, trees and the awesome old school Mini Cooper? (Yeah, the girl, she's odd looking... ).

green nasty ass crab grass infused with dandelions, rolling hills I have to walk up and down every day, trees, fuck trees, and yes... double triple fuck that stupid fucking car

The mini is a POS car.. no doubt.

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Posted by Caliber on Tuesday July 29, 2014 @ 04:53pm
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This picture contains everything I hate about England, to include the wannabe punk bitch/dude/thing...

You hate green grass, rolling hills, trees and the awesome old school Mini Cooper? (Yeah, the girl, she's odd looking... ).

green nasty ass crab grass infused with dandelions, rolling hills I have to walk up and down every day, trees, fuck trees, and yes... double triple fuck that stupid fucking car

The mini is a POS car.. no doubt.

In the states, they are the providence of hipster fuckbags, here they are the providence of... you guessed it, hipster fuckbags. Riding in one feels like sitting in a go cart (one that unfortunately cost as much as a real car). The worst part, they are economically less viable than a flippin' range rover (the Evo goes for about the same asking price and gets THE SAME FUCKING GAS MILEAGE). So I can buy a SUV crossover that is packed with amenities, a decent engine, looks reasonably nice, and actually keeps your ass up off the pavement, or I can buy a mini, which has none of these things and would fit in my pocket, but still only gets 20mpg and costs as much.

Hell, I can get a 315i for half the price and get an automatic

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck...


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Posted by Stealth on Tuesday July 29, 2014 @ 11:56pm
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In the states, they are the providence of hipster fuckbags, here they are the providence of... you guessed it, hipster fuckbags. Riding in one feels like sitting in a go cart (one that unfortunately cost as much as a real car). The worst part, they are economically less viable than a flippin' range rover (the Evo goes for about the same asking price and gets THE SAME FUCKING GAS MILEAGE). So I can buy a SUV crossover that is packed with amenities, a decent engine, looks reasonably nice, and actually keeps your ass up off the pavement, or I can buy a mini, which has none of these things and would fit in my pocket, but still only gets 20mpg and costs as much.

Hell, I can get a 315i for half the price and get an automatic

plus the eco can go somewhere.. fast. and can run over a mini. :-)

Speaking of the Range Rover..
http://jalopnik.com/the-range-rover-sport-svr-ran-an-8-14-nurburgring-lap-1613090192

Just turned an 8:14 on the Ring. God Damn.

BTW - Since you are running around DE, near worms and K-town and all that.. did you hit up the ring?

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Posted by voltaic on Sunday July 13, 2014 @ 07:18pm
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-1 because you are a bad person and you should feel bad.

"some tattoo artist ruined a perfectly good white girl." - krux


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Posted by Stealth on Monday July 21, 2014 @ 04:21pm
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-1 because you are a bad person and you should feel bad.

Blah.. all about taste I guess. If you are going to get a BMW.. get a BMW. Not some silly former version of itself.

This is not a pretty car


This is not a pretty car


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Posted by voltaic on Wednesday July 23, 2014 @ 02:42pm
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So hot.







In conclusion: YOU LOSE BRADDOCK.

"some tattoo artist ruined a perfectly good white girl." - krux


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Posted by MadArab on Thursday July 24, 2014 @ 05:27am
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So hot.

In conclusion: YOU LOSE BRADDOCK.

I don't really have issue with the Mini, old or new. The original Italian Job movie was great too.

Armed robbery. With a replica. I mean, how the fuck can it be armed robbery with a fucking replica?


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Posted by Krux on Monday July 14, 2014 @ 07:12pm
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-1 because you are a bad person and you should feel bad.

Agreed.. though the modern Mini's did have some problems.. but that's problems with their electrical system being a bit wonky. It did not make them a POS car however.

"The First Amendment was designed to protect offensive speech, because nobody ever tries to ban the other kind"
-- Mike Godwin


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Posted by rub on Saturday July 19, 2014 @ 04:05am
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Agreed.. though the modern Mini's did have some problems.. but that's problems with their electrical system being a bit wonky. It did not make them a POS car however.

minis are for faggots

"$210 savings? How does that math work? With the RV are you then getting Jew food out of the dumpster behind the Smiths?" - Krux


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Posted by Krux on Saturday July 19, 2014 @ 07:31pm
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Agreed.. though the modern Mini's did have some problems.. but that's problems with their electrical system being a bit wonky. It did not make them a POS car however.

minis are for faggots

My ex-girlfriend Heather had a Mini Cooper. She was very much straight.

"The price of freedom is eternal vigilance." -- Thomas Jefferson


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Posted by MadArab on Thursday July 10, 2014 @ 06:08am
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The mini is a POS car.. no doubt.

Tele loves them!

You haven't been tight since your brother fucked you in third grade.


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Posted by voltaic on Monday April 28, 2014 @ 10:01am
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double triple fuck that stupid fucking car

DOWNVOTED

"some tattoo artist ruined a perfectly good white girl." - krux


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Posted by MadArab on Thursday April 24, 2014 @ 12:02pm
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green nasty ass crab grass infused with dandelions, rolling hills I have to walk up and down every day, trees, fuck trees, and yes... double triple fuck that stupid fucking car

aww... so sad.

I'd never seen crab grass before coming to the States. Maybe we didn't have any/much where I was from. I always wondered what the hell was wrong with grass over here.

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.


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Posted by Caliber on Tuesday April 29, 2014 @ 11:28am
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green nasty ass crab grass infused with dandelions, rolling hills I have to walk up and down every day, trees, fuck trees, and yes... double triple fuck that stupid fucking car

aww... so sad.

I'd never seen crab grass before coming to the States. Maybe we didn't have any/much where I was from. I always wondered what the hell was wrong with grass over here.

dude, I have no idea what actual crab grass is. Grass is fucking grass, they have a lot of it here... I don't like it...

All the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.

--Voltaire


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Posted by MadArab on Thursday May 1, 2014 @ 10:21am
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I'd never seen crab grass before coming to the States. Maybe we didn't have any/much where I was from. I always wondered what the hell was wrong with grass over here.

dude, I have no idea what actual crab grass is. Grass is fucking grass, they have a lot of it here... I don't like it...

Dude, you complain A LOT for an Army guy.

You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London.


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Posted by Caliber on Thursday May 8, 2014 @ 03:30pm
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I'd never seen crab grass before coming to the States. Maybe we didn't have any/much where I was from. I always wondered what the hell was wrong with grass over here.

dude, I have no idea what actual crab grass is. Grass is fucking grass, they have a lot of it here... I don't like it...

Dude, you complain A LOT for an Army guy.

wait, what?


Soon, it will be a sin for parents to have a child which carries the heavy burden of genetic disease.

--Bob Edwards


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Posted by Krux on Saturday May 3, 2014 @ 04:51pm
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I'd never seen crab grass before coming to the States. Maybe we didn't have any/much where I was from. I always wondered what the hell was wrong with grass over here.

dude, I have no idea what actual crab grass is. Grass is fucking grass, they have a lot of it here... I don't like it...

Dude, you complain A LOT for an Army guy.

Military guy isn't happy unless he has something to bitch about.

"You just wasted a few moments of your precious life with yet another web video of some person/animal doing something that may or may not be funny. depending on your mood or how drunk/high you are."
-- Stealth


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