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Posted by timmins1 on Wednesday May 14, 2014 @ 11:12am
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I climbed down the white cliff and now I am stuck on a beach. What do I do??

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Posted by rub on Thursday May 22, 2014 @ 05:46pm
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I climbed down the white cliff and now I am stuck on a beach. What do I do??


/find asian sunbather
/rape
/rape
/rape
/rape
/throw body in river

"$210 savings? How does that math work? With the RV are you then getting Jew food out of the dumpster behind the Smiths?" - Krux


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Posted by Caliber on Friday May 23, 2014 @ 09:13am
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I climbed down the white cliff and now I am stuck on a beach. What do I do??


/find asian sunbather
/rape
/rape
/rape
/rape
/throw body in river

that poor little boy... you are one sick bastard

Good, Bad... I'm the one with the gun


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Posted by MadArab on Wednesday May 14, 2014 @ 02:06pm
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So what site recently linked to the 404 page for this traffic? The whole database crashed while I was trying to moderate a post the other day. lol I think this is an ipv6 bug.

You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London.


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Posted by voltaic on Thursday May 15, 2014 @ 12:07pm
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So what site recently linked to the 404 page for this traffic? The whole database crashed while I was trying to moderate a post the other day. lol I think this is an ipv6 bug.

I had a few issues as well. Both forum and webmail were down so I had to SSH in to send Krux an e-mail.

"some tattoo artist ruined a perfectly good white girl." - krux


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Posted by Krux on Thursday May 15, 2014 @ 08:02pm
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So what site recently linked to the 404 page for this traffic? The whole database crashed while I was trying to moderate a post the other day. lol I think this is an ipv6 bug.

I had a few issues as well. Both forum and webmail were down so I had to SSH in to send Krux an e-mail.

Lies!

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-- Benjamin Franklin


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday May 14, 2014 @ 05:53pm
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So what site recently linked to the 404 page for this traffic? The whole database crashed while I was trying to moderate a post the other day. lol I think this is an ipv6 bug.

Hey it's a whole new Internet that has access to Zork now.

The server I'm running on, while "dedicated", is actually running a few VMs. I host the server for SYN Shop, and I also have one that runs the Crash and Compile stuff. Right now I can only afford to allocate 1.5GB to the VM that run's this site. But recently did recently order a couple HP G6 servers with 24GB of memory each, and twice the number of cores, so I'll be upgrading the box I'm running on here. I should also be able to save on hosting costs, so in the end that'll pay for it.

"just because you painted your blow up doll white and put a pair of black crotchless panties on her, doesn't mean its goth" -- Caliber


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Posted by MadArab on Wednesday May 14, 2014 @ 11:38am
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I climbed down the white cliff and now I am stuck on a beach. What do I do??

Did you get the towel and sunblock?

You ain't from this planet are you, Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holding pistols, sat in a car that is worth less than your shirt?


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Posted by unicron on Wednesday May 14, 2014 @ 12:05pm
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I climbed down the white cliff and now I am stuck on a beach. What do I do??

Did you get the towel and sunblock?

You think the sun is hot? You know what's really hot? Fucking Dragon's breath!

SPF-DBS fo lyfe!

-unicron

Oh, you think darkness is your ally. You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man. By then, it was nothing to me but blinding! The shadows betray you because they belong to me.


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Posted by MadArab on Wednesday May 14, 2014 @ 02:05pm
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What are you, stoned or stupid? You don't hit the beach up without the DBS! Where are your brains, in your ass? Don't you know anything? Stupid, man. It's universally stupid!


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Posted by Krux on Wednesday May 14, 2014 @ 05:57pm
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What are you, stoned or stupid? You don't hit the beach up without the DBS! Where are your brains, in your ass? Don't you know anything? Stupid, man. It's universally stupid!

You remember when Andy tried that... eww... wasn't pretty. We don't even talk about Andy anymore. It's like he never even existed.

"Apparently NONE of you are up to date on quantum locative theory. Using Schroedinger's Non-Determinancy Equation, it can be said that SOMEONE is either here or there, but it's impossible to tell if someone in PARTICULAR is here or there until we stuff you in a box with a dead cat." -- Dun Malg


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Posted by unicron on Wednesday May 14, 2014 @ 08:02pm
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What are you, stoned or stupid? You don't hit the beach up without the DBS! Where are your brains, in your ass? Don't you know anything? Stupid, man. It's universally stupid!

You remember when Andy tried that... eww... wasn't pretty. We don't even talk about Andy anymore. It's like he never even existed.

Andy was stupid and deserved what he got!

-unicron

I keep forgetting my password


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