I have a chainsaw, and some paper to write "free wood" on. It's not like the tree is growing over power lines or abutting the house or something.
Why do YOU have a chainsaw? It isn't like you've been cutting some shit up or anything..
Not since last summer, true. But yeah, chopping down old trees and trimming good ones, tossing scrap wood (has to fit in the waste bin), and that kind of stuff at t00by's house. Plus the bodies.
I have a chain saw as well, though it's probably not big enough for the large tree.. still would probably just hire someone to cut them down, since they handle the disposal. It's a pain to do that yourself, especially now that you have to tie refuse like that into bundles for trash pickup. You use to just be able to cut it down to smaller segments and put it in a pile. And don't get me started on dealing with the tree trimmings.