Because when I came up with the idea, it was too funny not to do....
Yes it's the time of year where we celebrate our nation's independence, by partaking of BBQs, Beer, and setting off controlled explosions, thanks to a nice little invention of our communist Chinese friends.
This is why this year, The theme for this year's 4th of July party is:
"The Red Party".
That's right, it's a theme party, so you know you better dress up for it, or risk being mocked accordingly. So show your love for mother Russia. Party like it's China 1949. How about digs appropriate for a happening little country like Cuba?
When: Sunday, July 4th, 8pm
Where: Krux's place, 1653 Caliente Ct., Las Vegas, NV 89119
How: Dress in red party appropriate garb. Be creative.
What: Bring your own beer, swim wear, and other 4th of July party essentials.
Who: You, and the standard guests who do not suck clause.
I'll see you there.
Of course most of you are not in town, but on the off chance you are, show up.