Wanted to rap with ya but you had like 50 people to be host to, so I figured I'd just try to convert as many of them to communism as I could while you were occupied.
With all those capitalist alcohols? Good luck.
Also: disappointed that the bath house/pool was so authentically Russian, aka full of half naked fat guys instead of skimpy broads.
Yea, our usual girls we rely on to fill that roll were out of town, or at other venues unfortunately. We'll see if this Friday's "Heroes and Villains" party will have a better turn out in that respect. Party was originally slotted for my friend Nathan's place. However he had to attend a funeral out of town, so we opted to move the location rather than cancel.